Wats thou status ?

Status Messages in every internet portal provides a platform to say something to the world about one's present state of mind

Some wonderful messages I got during my interaction with the virtual world yesterday .Thanks to "pagal guy " for most of them

The first rate test of intelligence is tha ability to hold two opposie ideas at the
same time and still retain the ability to function

Just when I thought i knew all of life's anwers.................They changed all the questions

Fences can't stop them, Those who really wish to fly.

i am as confused as a baby in a topless bar..

"Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...the race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself..." Baz Luhrmann

"A lie travels halfway round the world while truth is still tying its shoelaces"

The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false

We must believe in luck....For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

"Getting old is inevitable; Growing up is optional!"

What lies in front of you or behind you is nothing compared to what lies within you -T.M.W.S.H.F

I am barbarous Capitalist..
A Ruthless exploiter Of the Treasure called LIFE!!!

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue

For victor, absolute it is
For defeated, strange are the ways.

the most cliched thing abt most cliches is tht they are true......

What's obvious is obviously wrong

THERES NEVER THE NEXT TIME ITS ALWAYS ONCE NEVER GIVE UP IN LIFE
Even a dead clock shows correct time for two times a day...

ALWAYS BEHAVE LIKE A DUCK....CALM AND COOL ON THE SURFACE OF WATER AND UNDERNEATH THE SURFACE PADDLES WITH GREAT ZEAL!!!

* Create like a God * Command like a King * Work like a Slave *

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

"Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no bird sang
there except those that sang best"

IF YOU DON'T CRY OVER SPILT MILK CHANCES ARE YOU'LL SPILL IT AGAIN

LIFE IS NOT A ONE-DAYER!!!

Talk sense to a fool and he calls u foolish

Your "I can" is more important than your I Q

If u don take a chance , u don stand a chance!!!

This one is really great:
Hasne ke baad kyon rulati hai Duniya ?
Jane ke baad kyon bulati hai Duniya ?

Zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baki thi
Jo marne ke baad jalati hai Duniya ?